Friday, November 19th 2010

David Arquette Is Making Up For Lost Time

Courtney Cox is no longer around to send David Arquette into the time out corner when he acts the fool, so now he's letting down his everything and going wild. Not only is David looking like a Czechoslovakian circus roadie who smokes meth with the clowns and isn't allowed near goats by court order, but he's partying like he's got no curfew!!! It's like Big as seen through the eyes of Joe Francis.

Page Six says that at the GQ Men of the Year Awards at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. the other night, David's thirst for the sweet nectar was so serious that he jumped through a window to get to the bar faster. The witness-type said that David was in a rush to get his mouth around a bottle so he cut his distance to the bar in half by climbing through a window.

You know, some might call that move desperate, pathetic and sad, to which I say, YOU'RE RIGHT, but it's also all sorts of smart! What if David didn't act with immediate urgency (as one of my really annoying ex-bosses used to fart) and politely walked to the bar instead of throwing himself through an open window? What if in that extra 2 minutes the bartender served the last drop of booze to somebody else? David would've been totally fucked. So sometimes you just have to jump through a window. Don't act like at your last family reunion you didn't crash through a screen door when you heard your auntie scream "Who wants the last beer?" from the kitchen.

And I know David is looking like his parts come pre-lubed with bathtub cheese, but I still would.

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'Twilight' Star Ashley Greene Offered Lead Role In 'Scream 4'

'Twilight' Star Ashley Greene Offered Lead Role In 'Scream 4'
MTV reports:
" Greene will join Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox and David Arquette in sequel.
After years spent as a supporting player in the "Twilight" universe, Ashley Greene might be poised for breakout star status in Hollywood. She recently wrapped a starring role in "The Apparition" opposite Sebastian Stan ("Gossip Girl") and Tom Felton ("Harry Potter"), and now she's looking to step into a lead part in "Scream 4."

Greene's rep confirmed to MTV News that the 23-year-old actress has been offered the starring role, joining returning stars Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox and David Arquette. The news was first reported by The Hollywood Reporter. Greene would play Campbell's cousin, who is being established as the franchise's new heroine for both "Scream 4" and future installments of the horror series.

Additionally, Lake Bell is said to be in negotiations for a starring role, while Hayden Panettiere ("Heroes") and Rory Culkin ("Signs") have been offered parts. Panettiere would play Greene's best friend, and Culkin would play Greene's love interest.

With "Scream 4" coming more than a decade after its predecessor, Campbell originally bowed out of the production, declining to reprise her role as Sid, the unfortunate girl who's always on the run from the Ghostface Killer. Campbell's decision forced franchise creator Kevin Williamson to go back to the drawing board. But the actress eventually reconsidered, Wes Craven signed on to direct and the film will hit theaters in April 2011.

"We have fun with the idea of endless sequels, or 'sequelitis' as Kevin calls it in the script," Craven said recently of the upcoming movie. "Sid goes through these three horrendous things, and 'Stab' was based on those horrible things. And then they've been taken by a studio and run into the ground in a series of sequels. She has been off by herself and living her own life, and she's even written a book that has gotten a lot of critical acclaim. She's kind of put her life back together in the course of these 10 years. But, certainly, there would be no 'Scream' without Ghostface, so she has to confront him again, but now as a woman who has really come out the darkness of her past."

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