Friday, November 19th 2010

More On John Travolta's Spa Adventures

If you're a straight Middle-Eastern dude who has a peen that could give a trick lock jaw, then John Travolta wants you to drop your towel and slide your next to him in the sauna. This is according to Robert Randolph the author of a soon-to-be-released book about Hollywood's "underground" celebrity gay sex spa scene. Robert has already spilled about John's alleged sauna sex fun to The National Enquirer and now he's telling Gawker a little more.

Robert has been following John around the rooms of several Hollywood saunas for 15 years, so he says he knows Danny Zuko is a bottom who has a "You Must Be This Long To Ride This Ride" sign taped to his nalgas. And then Robert started to talk about this one time....

"I walked in and the guy was giving John a blowjob and, like guys do, he pulled his head up when I walked in. Then they left the room," Randolph described Travolta's mate as a "very handsome, very hung" Middle-Eastern man. "I decided to follow them. There was an empty massage room upstairs where guys could go and have sex. I followed them up there and I went in the next room where I normally got my massages, and I watched them have sex. Full-blown sex. Anal." In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.

And John usually only winks at Middle Eastern dudes, but his tastes change all the time...

According to Randolph, Travolta definitely has a type. "His preference is Middle Eastern or guys with dark features," he explains. "His taste has changed over the 15 years that I've seen him visiting spas. First he strictly liked black guys. For the longest time if you weren't black, he didn't want you. Then he was into Middle Eastern men. Then it was Mexicans and other Hispanic guys. Then he moved on to Koreans. I guess he doesn't have much of a preference any more."

If there's one thing he likes, though, it's guys with big dicks, Randolph claims. Especially if the men in question are straight. "He does do more masculine gay guys, but his thing is straight guys," Randolph says. "He pulls them in because they're shocked and impressed that it's Travolta and that they're hooking up with him."

Some shit is not right when John Travolta circa TODAY is wrassling up hot Middle Eastern dudes with "slap somebody" dick and there are times when I can't even get a piece on Craigslist! Maybe I should convert to Scientology (No, I shouldn't), because those crazies get all the peen.

That being said, Robert's going to need to pass some pictures across the table before I believe any of this. I mean, there's a really really good chance that it was Ke$ha most of the time.